The Piltdown Clan
Predator Press
[LOBO]
”LOBO,” says God.
“What?”
”I see you’re reading the story on CNN about-“
“God, can you please crank it down a notch?” I says. “You’re making my teeth vibrate.”
”Oh, eh, sorry. How’s this?”
“That’s perfect. What’s up, G?”
”I see you’re reading the story on CNN about those 47 million year old fossilized remains.”
“Yeah,” I says. “They’re speculating it might be an ancestor of humans.”
“What do you think about humans being descended from apes?”
“Have you met my parents?”
[Holy Pause]
“Touché.”
[LOBO]
”LOBO,” says God.“What?”
”I see you’re reading the story on CNN about-“
“God, can you please crank it down a notch?” I says. “You’re making my teeth vibrate.”
”Oh, eh, sorry. How’s this?”
“That’s perfect. What’s up, G?”
”I see you’re reading the story on CNN about those 47 million year old fossilized remains.”
“Yeah,” I says. “They’re speculating it might be an ancestor of humans.”
“What do you think about humans being descended from apes?”
“Have you met my parents?”
[Holy Pause]
“Touché.”
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