Mom and David: Anytime I here someone really passionate about something, I always suspect a massive internal contradiction is brewing … and given enough time, this theory pans out with uncanny accuracy.
For instance I’ve been f**ked harder by people that dress up and go to church every Sunday than any other type. It’s like they go to “reboot” or something.
Stephanie: I throw them in a pool tied to a rock. If they float or sink I still burn them at the stake.
(I’m trying to perfect a technology that dries your clothes while you are still wearing them.)
throwing them in a river pocking them with needles until you find where they dont bledd) please help me i need to know before tomorrow !!!!!!!!! please
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Does the same work for other words that rhyme with 'witch'? If so, I better start making a few banners for some of my wife's friends.
Indeed this very scientific process works for snitches too!
:)
I could make the rhymes-with-witch banner, but no one would believe me! LOL
Mom
Life...Exaggerated!
Methinks the lady doth protest too much
I usually tell by asking myself two questions:
(a) Is that a mirror?
(b) Are they at the meetings?
If the answer to both is no, I'm probably not dealing with a witch.
:)
Mom and David: Anytime I here someone really passionate about something, I always suspect a massive internal contradiction is brewing … and given enough time, this theory pans out with uncanny accuracy.
For instance I’ve been f**ked harder by people that dress up and go to church every Sunday than any other type. It’s like they go to “reboot” or something.
Stephanie: I throw them in a pool tied to a rock. If they float or sink I still burn them at the stake.
(I’m trying to perfect a technology that dries your clothes while you are still wearing them.)
help!!!!!!
i need to know how to tell a witch (other than:
throwing them in a river
pocking them with needles until you find where they dont bledd)
please help me i need to know before tomorrow
!!!!!!!!! please
someone-desperate
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