How To Tell A Witch When You See One

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Does the same work for other words that rhyme with 'witch'? If so, I better start making a few banners for some of my wife's friends.
LOBO said…
Indeed this very scientific process works for snitches too!

:)
Mom said…
I could make the rhymes-with-witch banner, but no one would believe me! LOL

Mom
Life...Exaggerated!
David said…
Methinks the lady doth protest too much
Stephanie Barr said…
I usually tell by asking myself two questions:

(a) Is that a mirror?
(b) Are they at the meetings?

If the answer to both is no, I'm probably not dealing with a witch.

:)
LOBO said…
Mom and David: Anytime I here someone really passionate about something, I always suspect a massive internal contradiction is brewing … and given enough time, this theory pans out with uncanny accuracy.

For instance I’ve been f**ked harder by people that dress up and go to church every Sunday than any other type. It’s like they go to “reboot” or something.

Stephanie: I throw them in a pool tied to a rock. If they float or sink I still burn them at the stake.

(I’m trying to perfect a technology that dries your clothes while you are still wearing them.)
Anonymous said…
help!!!!!!

i need to know how to tell a witch (other than:

throwing them in a river
pocking them with needles until you find where they dont bledd)
please help me i need to know before tomorrow
!!!!!!!!! please


someone-desperate

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