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[LOBO]

Today I read an article on CNN about how George W. Bush “did not sell his soul in order to accommodate the political process.”

-This is unfortunate as the value of his soul has been in severe decline since his inception into office.

“Yep, it’s a fact,” says noted soul broker Lou C. Ferr. “The resale value of George W. Bush’s soul has been in such decline for so long, at this point I don’t think even I could find a buyer.”

When asked for advice on how to increase the value of one’s soul, Lou elaborates. “It’s like the economy. At some point the actual value needs to be truthfully recognized or the whole system falls apart like a house of cards and into chaos."

"If George is serious about profiting on his investment," Lou adds, "he should start small ... Maybe get a puppy or do some volunteer work.”


7 comments:

Anonymous said...

How do you spell smoke-screen?

This all assumes that GWB has a soul, of which there is no evidence.

Oh???

Anonymous said...

I wasn't anonyomous. That is just a technological lie

Anonymous said...

It was my understanding that GWB actually shared a soul with Cheney, Rumsfeld, Alberto Gonzalez,Karen Hughes and Karl Rove - so that at any given time, he had roughly 16% of a soul.

I minored in metaphysical finance, so trust me on this.

Alex L said...

Well as long as he didnt have to sell out thats the important thing.

Michael from dadcation.com said...

Hey, Lobo, I moved to fathermuskrat.com. Think you could update your 'roll, please?

Thanks!

Chris C said...

If he did sell his soul he followed the old adage buy low sell high.

robkroese said...

It's technically true that he "did not sell his soul in order to accommodate the political process." He sold it in exchange for three rubber bands and a Slinky.