The Bloggy Electric
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If you told us ten years ago we would be in the middle of something even bigger than the "Industrial Revolution," we would have laughed.
-But never before has any animal been able to communicate to the other side of the planet instantaneously.
The internet has given us a virtual telepathy unrivalled in the animal kingdom, and it will irrevocably alter the species entirely.
Indeed, our children's children will be downloading historical data on this momentus occasion directly to their cerebral cortexes, and have to create longwinded 87 terabyte 3-dimensional holographic essays on how "Those Dumb People Were So Dumb, They Had No Dumb Idea. ROFLMAO. LOL they were so dumb! WTF?"
And to commemorate this fantastic Age of Achievement, I plan a blog post entitled "Did I Eat This?" as soon as the Polaroids come back.
[LOBO]If you told us ten years ago we would be in the middle of something even bigger than the "Industrial Revolution," we would have laughed.
-But never before has any animal been able to communicate to the other side of the planet instantaneously.
The internet has given us a virtual telepathy unrivalled in the animal kingdom, and it will irrevocably alter the species entirely.
Indeed, our children's children will be downloading historical data on this momentus occasion directly to their cerebral cortexes, and have to create longwinded 87 terabyte 3-dimensional holographic essays on how "Those Dumb People Were So Dumb, They Had No Dumb Idea. ROFLMAO. LOL they were so dumb! WTF?"
And to commemorate this fantastic Age of Achievement, I plan a blog post entitled "Did I Eat This?" as soon as the Polaroids come back.
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