Rumors I Have An Evil Clone Prove Totally Bogus
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When rumors initially surfaced that I had been cloned, I was perplexed.
-I’m far too busy being unemployed to be cloned.
Luckily, Speedcat Hollydale supplied this photograph that explains everything.
Yeah, I can see some similarities: this dashing fellow is almost just as buff and devastatingly handsome as me.
But you can plainly see this guy also has a goatee.
Seriously, I fail to see how people could confuse us.
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[LOBO]When rumors initially surfaced that I had been cloned, I was perplexed.
-I’m far too busy being unemployed to be cloned.
Luckily, Speedcat Hollydale supplied this photograph that explains everything.
Yeah, I can see some similarities: this dashing fellow is almost just as buff and devastatingly handsome as me.
But you can plainly see this guy also has a goatee.
Seriously, I fail to see how people could confuse us.
Comments
Anyhowser, I really don't see much of a difference. Yep, I'd say he's definitely a clone!
Angie: Don't encourage this. What if this guy decide to wreak Evil, and people confuse us? But on the other hand, what if he has good credit and I can buy a nice car?
I'm not up for anything too philosophical. It's Saturday ...
Brent: Aside from the tan, me neither.
(Good to see you!!!!)
B: A goatee is a series of large muscles that, when contracted, rip your shirt off simply by the act of flexing them. Shepherds coined it in the 1700s when the goats kept eating their shirts while they slept. They would wake up shirtless and the other guy would point and joke, "Hey, nice goatee."
So now, when your son says "I'm gonna grow a goatee" he is either going to:
a) Work out,
b) round up the sheep,
c) write poetry while blowing weed, or
d) Become Evil
Daisy: HELLOO!! Goatee?
Jeez I swear no one listens to me ...
:)
The clone's stem cells split, therfore rendering one part controlled by logic, and one part by melanin.
The original "clone DNA" was taken from a madman. The clinic felt morally OK with that.