The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs

-as retold by Predator Press


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Once upon a time, a man and his wife got a fantastical golden goose, and it laid a golden egg every day.

“This is terrible,” said the man. “We can’t eat gold!”

“Kill it,” said the woman. “It might breed with the other animals. The entire village could starve to death!”

“We will be remembered forever as heroes!” cried the man.



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Anonymous said…
I ate a golden egg once. Well, it appeared to be golden at first but underneath, it was sickly chocolate. Apparently, you need to do this if you love Jesus. I felt sick afterwards.
Benedict???

I like me golden eggs with bacon!!!!!!!!!
Alex L said…
I'm really looking forward to my free cigarettes
Anonymous said…
Do we have to pay a gift tax on the free cigs? Will I get a 1099 form in the mail at the end of the year? This is key to my vote on your platform....

Missin ya Lobo.....dan

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