Predator Press Fantasy Football Team Not Shaping Up

Predator Press

[LOBO]

I halfway woke up at about 2:30 am, clicked on the television, and collapsed on the couch inexplicably prepared to watch a Beverly Hillbillies marathon.

Terri shook my shoulder. “Honey, why are you sleeping out here?”

“Not sleeping,” I mumbled. “Beverly Hillbillies.”

Glancing at the screen -still haphazardly split between the TV guide and the obscure cable channel- I realized the Beverly Hillbillies weren’t on anymore.

Almost two hours had passed.

“You’re burning up,” says Terri.

I was pouring sweat.

Four Tylenols later, she waddled me back to bed.

-I’m holding Eli Manning personally responsible for this.


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Comments

Anonymous said…
Don't blame Eli Manning, blame Archie Manning - he made him.

Also, Advil works much better on a fever; might straighten you out for TV choices as well.
LOBO said…
... lol you Sinster BASTARD!!

:)
Look, I fight football with all of my might in this house, and I totally don't understand the whole "fantasy football" thing but didn't the Giants win their first game? The only reason I would possible know this is because my husband is a Giants fan and during the last Superbowl I started making his funeral arrangements because I thought that game was going to kill him.
But I thought they won?
Is that bad?
And motrin is much better for fevers than Tylenol. Just thought I'd add that too.
Feel better!
robkroese said…
Here, take this sympathy smiley and call me in the morning.
Anonymous said…
Wow, two hours of watching dead air! Were you sober? Lol, hope you feel better soon.
Kirsten said…
You must have been sick! Watching the beverly hillbilly's instead of cheaters in the middle of the night. What were you thinking?
Anonymous said…
Great work.

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