Beware, Creants!
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[The Shart]
As metropolitan Pianosa slumbers peacefully, I prowl the shadows in a sexy tight-fitting rubber suit, doling out evil and injustice that cannot be smoten!
Wherever there is truth or justice I'll be there -shuffling up paperwork and casting serious doubt upon its credit rating.
Tremble ye before my awesome powers of cunning and skill! Witness the full culmination of my long-sought revenge!(Well actually you have all been pretty nice. Lets call this 'prevenge'.)
Swift, lethal and tenacious -like the shark- I'm always one step ahead of the authorities because I'm smart.
-for I am The Shart.
Comments
It probably wouldn't be PC to wish you luck. So may you at least go down in a suitably televised blaze of gun fire.
Are you going to get Philip Seymour Hoffman to play you in the movie?
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