Crackers
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[LOBO]
"Why'd you do it LOBO?" asks Ed, sharpening his bonesaw.
"Why did I do what?" I says through the bathroom door.
"Tell people you wrote the Hittites story!"
"Well I wanted to be in the Clay Pigeon!" I says. "Pound for pound, I would put it up against anything out there. The King James Bible comes in at a measly 6.2 lbs, while my monitor comes in at a hefty 15.1. It's got, like, 10 pounds more funny! It's a comedy juggernaut."
"I would've had it all," says Ed, trying the doornob. "Money. Power. Chicks ... But you hadda go ruin everything!"
"Well, if it makes you feel any better, whenever I want to blog or read the King James Bible I have to do it from in here now."
"From in the bathroom?"
"Well this is where the scale is, dumbass."
"Oh you'll have to come out someday," Ed growls.
"Why?"
"Well, I -I ordered pizza."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"Did you get bread sticks?"
[LOBO]"Why'd you do it LOBO?" asks Ed, sharpening his bonesaw.
"Why did I do what?" I says through the bathroom door.
"Tell people you wrote the Hittites story!"
"Well I wanted to be in the Clay Pigeon!" I says. "Pound for pound, I would put it up against anything out there. The King James Bible comes in at a measly 6.2 lbs, while my monitor comes in at a hefty 15.1. It's got, like, 10 pounds more funny! It's a comedy juggernaut."
"I would've had it all," says Ed, trying the doornob. "Money. Power. Chicks ... But you hadda go ruin everything!"
"Well, if it makes you feel any better, whenever I want to blog or read the King James Bible I have to do it from in here now."
"From in the bathroom?"
"Well this is where the scale is, dumbass."
"Oh you'll have to come out someday," Ed growls.
"Why?"
"Well, I -I ordered pizza."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"Did you get bread sticks?"
Comments
If you do come out of there don't forget 2 things:
1) Flush
2) Put the seat down.
Breadsticks by the pound...de-lish.
Clay Pigeon...funnier than breadsticks.
Then the pizza will be rightfully yours by right of conquest.