To the Wolves
Predator Press
[LOBO]
Okay, I’ll admit, rigging Cobe’s place wore me out. I was snoring so loudly, I never even heard the fat fuck sneak in.
Through the front door.
Atlas, I'm thinking, the best laid mice of men and plans.
“Hi Santa,” I says, rubbing my eyes. “Want a cookie?”
Santa eyes me, stroking his beard. “I was very surprised to have to come to you this year,” he says. “You did one lousy good deed.”
“Was it showing Mr. Insanity how to hide his porn bookmarks at work?”
“No, it was what you did for Sapphire,” says Santa. “It took real character to recognize that you were no good for her.”
“Do I get extra for showing Mr. Insanity how to hide his—?“
“Look, just shut up before I change my mind. While Ethan, Mr. Insanity, and Phoebe were all supposedly in Hollywood negotiating the sequel to the Ox Nuts trilogy, they were really working closely with RDO in order to develop your Christmas present.”
“So what did you get me?”
“God you’re an asshole,” Santa sighs. “I’m here to present you with Sapphire v3.0. This one is fusion powered, thus not requiring battery changes. And she’s twice as durable and deadly than the original.”
“Is she hot?”
“See for yourself,” chuckles Santa merrily. “She should be arriving on the roof any second.”
[LOBO]
Okay, I’ll admit, rigging Cobe’s place wore me out. I was snoring so loudly, I never even heard the fat fuck sneak in.
Through the front door.
Atlas, I'm thinking, the best laid mice of men and plans.
“Hi Santa,” I says, rubbing my eyes. “Want a cookie?”
Santa eyes me, stroking his beard. “I was very surprised to have to come to you this year,” he says. “You did one lousy good deed.”
“Was it showing Mr. Insanity how to hide his porn bookmarks at work?”
“No, it was what you did for Sapphire,” says Santa. “It took real character to recognize that you were no good for her.”
“Do I get extra for showing Mr. Insanity how to hide his—?“
“Look, just shut up before I change my mind. While Ethan, Mr. Insanity, and Phoebe were all supposedly in Hollywood negotiating the sequel to the Ox Nuts trilogy, they were really working closely with RDO in order to develop your Christmas present.”
“So what did you get me?”
“God you’re an asshole,” Santa sighs. “I’m here to present you with Sapphire v3.0. This one is fusion powered, thus not requiring battery changes. And she’s twice as durable and deadly than the original.”
“Is she hot?”
“See for yourself,” chuckles Santa merrily. “She should be arriving on the roof any second.”
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