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When I woke up this morning to take my, eh, “morning constitutional”, a quarter that was stuck to my butt fell in the toilet.

Now I have to drive to Kmart every time I need to use the bathroom, and the Yellow Pages don’t have any listings under ‘Toilet Quarter Removal’.

Plus it’s Sunday.

The local authorities have been absolutely no help whatsoever.

... I've got a feeling this is going to cost me big ...