The whole ‘Ox Nuts’ debacle alone was bad enough … but when she found out that her 150 pound bundle of joy watches porn … wow.
Now I’m grounded from TV for life.
I hate everybody.
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LOVED the blog! My fave parts are THE BAG, Ox Nuts, and the dialogue. I laughed till tears streamed down my face and nearly pissed my puter chair! Makes me proud we met at 1a.m. in a hotel room in bumfuck Illinois! I knew him before he was FAMOUS!
2 comments:
LOVED the blog! My fave parts are THE BAG, Ox Nuts, and the dialogue. I laughed till tears streamed down my face and nearly pissed my puter chair! Makes me proud we met at 1a.m. in a hotel room in bumfuck Illinois! I knew him before he was FAMOUS!
Now, now darling. Everyone knows I moved south of Bumfuck, Illinois many years ago; that fast-paced city life was just too wild for me.
Did you ever find your prosthesis?
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