Stiletto
Predator Press
[LOBO]
Alright, which one of you people did it?
We can sit here all day if we have to.
Think I’m kidding?
One of you has violated the sacred and healing, uh, sanctimonium of this blog by showing it to the South American Consulate in order to arrange for my extradition.
In other words, one of you is a rat. And until I see entire cities burning in a mammoth effort of apocalyptic proportion to find and eradicate this despicable invisible scourge, I’m holding you all responsible.
What if I was publishing sensitive military secrets that could unhinge known global policy and wipe out humanity forever? For shame, thoughtless reader! And now everybody in South America knows that I watch American Chopper; could you possibly have made an assassination attempt any easier? Now anytime I watch that lazy Mikey, I have to worry about subliminal images leaping into my wholesome and unprepared mind, lulling me into a hypnotical state suitable for receiving a bullet in my noggin!
God that Mikey is so lazy.
Nevertheless, don’t make me start doing background checks people, because I will!
Was it you?
Or you? Oh, I never trusted you. Your eyes are a little shifty.
I’m waiting.
We can do this all day if we have to …
[LOBO]
Alright, which one of you people did it?
We can sit here all day if we have to.
Think I’m kidding?
One of you has violated the sacred and healing, uh, sanctimonium of this blog by showing it to the South American Consulate in order to arrange for my extradition.
In other words, one of you is a rat. And until I see entire cities burning in a mammoth effort of apocalyptic proportion to find and eradicate this despicable invisible scourge, I’m holding you all responsible.
What if I was publishing sensitive military secrets that could unhinge known global policy and wipe out humanity forever? For shame, thoughtless reader! And now everybody in South America knows that I watch American Chopper; could you possibly have made an assassination attempt any easier? Now anytime I watch that lazy Mikey, I have to worry about subliminal images leaping into my wholesome and unprepared mind, lulling me into a hypnotical state suitable for receiving a bullet in my noggin!
God that Mikey is so lazy.
Nevertheless, don’t make me start doing background checks people, because I will!
Was it you?
Or you? Oh, I never trusted you. Your eyes are a little shifty.
I’m waiting.
We can do this all day if we have to …
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