Moving Day
Predator Press
[Ethan]
"For God's sake Cobe, move move move!"
EVERYTHING has got to go. I said six hours, and I meant six hours.
Not six hours and twenty-three and a half minutes.
"And be careful with Venus de Milo this time. If you break her arms off again, I'll have you stuffed--!"
Why is good help so hard to find these days?
I need a lozenge.
How am I supposed to impress the locals with no parade, no fanfare, no spectacle whatsoever? Not even a single lousy gigantic bear? Nothing! And after I had to walk to the plane expending my own personal energy, the least these gibberish-speaking deadbeat slackers could have done was carry me.
Just look! I think I'm getting a blister.
The only good thing about this is this new exchange rate: I was able to buy the Tzar Nicholas' desk for thirty-four cents; I could have talked them down I'm sure, but I was feeling generous.
"You can break a hundred dollar bill, right Stroganov?"
Chop chop there Ivan; maybe 'The Pen is Mightier than the Sword', but it takes a long, long time to get your head lopped off with a pen ...
[Ethan]
"For God's sake Cobe, move move move!"
EVERYTHING has got to go. I said six hours, and I meant six hours.
Not six hours and twenty-three and a half minutes.
"And be careful with Venus de Milo this time. If you break her arms off again, I'll have you stuffed--!"
Why is good help so hard to find these days?
I need a lozenge.
How am I supposed to impress the locals with no parade, no fanfare, no spectacle whatsoever? Not even a single lousy gigantic bear? Nothing! And after I had to walk to the plane expending my own personal energy, the least these gibberish-speaking deadbeat slackers could have done was carry me.
Just look! I think I'm getting a blister.
The only good thing about this is this new exchange rate: I was able to buy the Tzar Nicholas' desk for thirty-four cents; I could have talked them down I'm sure, but I was feeling generous.
"You can break a hundred dollar bill, right Stroganov?"
Chop chop there Ivan; maybe 'The Pen is Mightier than the Sword', but it takes a long, long time to get your head lopped off with a pen ...
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