Don't Cry For Me Charlize Theron
Predator Press
[Mr I]
“Yes,” says Ethan into the speakerphone. “We’re all bogged down with Operation: Silverfish."
“Ugh,” says LOBO. “Sir, who is naming your Operations now?
“Cobe.”
”Well, we all knew it would be hard to top ‘Operation: Never Too Drunk To Fuck’, sir."
“Yes, but he keeps doing stuff.” Ethan complains. “The other day, I told him to get my Quarterly Reports prepared for inspection. You know what the little prick did?”
”He brought you the Quarterly Reports?”
“Yes. I'll be inspecting these things for hours!”
“The bastard. I’m sorry sir. I tried to warn you.”
“I know, I know. Say, is it cold there too?”
“Let’s put it this way. In this country, the leading cause of death is people tripping and impaling themselves on the lawn.”
“Sounds terrible, lobo.”
”Um, that’s LOBO sir.”
“What?”
"You’re mispronouncing my name again."
“Sorry,” Ethan replies. “Are you sure you don’t want to come back?”
"Are you kidding sir? It's the Great American Dream to live in the Bahamas."
"I suppose."
”Is Sapphire still preggers?”
“Oh yeah. I make Cobe get her pickles and Oreos at 3:30 every morning."
"But Sapphire hates pickles.”
"Yes she does," says Ethan. "But she hates Cobe more."
"When is she due?"
"She should be squeezing the lil bastard out any day now! We're all really excited ...”
[Mr I]
“Yes,” says Ethan into the speakerphone. “We’re all bogged down with Operation: Silverfish."
“Ugh,” says LOBO. “Sir, who is naming your Operations now?
“Cobe.”
”Well, we all knew it would be hard to top ‘Operation: Never Too Drunk To Fuck’, sir."
“Yes, but he keeps doing stuff.” Ethan complains. “The other day, I told him to get my Quarterly Reports prepared for inspection. You know what the little prick did?”
”He brought you the Quarterly Reports?”
“Yes. I'll be inspecting these things for hours!”
“The bastard. I’m sorry sir. I tried to warn you.”
“I know, I know. Say, is it cold there too?”
“Let’s put it this way. In this country, the leading cause of death is people tripping and impaling themselves on the lawn.”
“Sounds terrible, lobo.”
”Um, that’s LOBO sir.”
“What?”
"You’re mispronouncing my name again."
“Sorry,” Ethan replies. “Are you sure you don’t want to come back?”
"Are you kidding sir? It's the Great American Dream to live in the Bahamas."
"I suppose."
”Is Sapphire still preggers?”
“Oh yeah. I make Cobe get her pickles and Oreos at 3:30 every morning."
"But Sapphire hates pickles.”
"Yes she does," says Ethan. "But she hates Cobe more."
"When is she due?"
"She should be squeezing the lil bastard out any day now! We're all really excited ...”
Comments
I guess when Ethan had the GPS locator implanted there must of been a free trial of Dragon Naturally Speaking 9.0 software included cause LOBO pinpointed exactly which word was mispronounced :)~