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She was a great car. And that 1990 Plymouth Horizon with Corinthian leather interior and a Porsche 911 engine probably had better owners.
But she leaked oil.
It’s hard to be a great car leaking oil when Jessica Simpson leaps on your hood and Jennifer Lopez clings to your roof and you have twenty-six cinderblocks in your hatch.
Anna Kournikova was so stubborn, I hadda threaten her Predator Press subscription …
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5 comments:
Why is this so slow now?
Dash can't read that fast!
We’ve forgone a LOT of fancy bells and whistles to keep this blog simple and straightforward in the interest of easy and sneaky access. And this thing is mostly text; once your cache files pick up the pictures (of which there are like 3), it should go quickly. But if anyone else is having the same problem, please let us know. Going back to the old format would be pretty simple.
As for THIS guy, he or she has criticized Predator Press publicly. And as this might be the leading vanguard of a potential unwanted trend, we have decided swift and lethal payback is in order.
Most likely he or she is already dead.
Maybe it's slow cause you need to distribute the weight evenly...like Jennifer Lopez needs to be on the hood and postion Jessica Simpson on the roof...there is only so much weight that poor chick Magnet can take what with the 26 cinderblocks and Jennifers ASS!!! you were talking the car right? heheh...
Anglina Jolie's bullets in the radiator didn't help.
I still say all 134 of them were purely lucky shots.
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