Erectile Disfunction
Predator Press
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I keep hearing commercials on Erectile Disfunction warning that you go to a doctor if your erection lasts for more than four hours.
Don't you people know that friction causes heat? Those of you that know me know that I'm still getting therapy for witnessing a serious bout of "Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots" as a child ... after a four hour erection I imagine some unlucky lady (with REALLY messy hair) and I having to go straight to a fire extinguisher. I'm just not up to that kind of trauma.
How would you get that smell of burning flesh and hair out of your trailer? The sparks alone would threaten to actually ignite the oxygen and helium in the atmosphere! Plus you'll have to re-upright all the furniture, stack all the Tupperware back on top of your refrigerator and re-attach all those teeny-tiny magnets. Then you gotta adjust the crooked neon "Miller High Life" thingy on the wall, and get all the sticky candy back into the decorative Dale Earnhardt hubcap displayed proudly on your coffee table.
And even as you get all the Led Zepplin and Barry White CD's organized, "Desperate Housewives", "American Idol", and "Lost: Season II" start TIVO-ing over your "American Chopper" episodes while she innocuously knits tiny booties and berates you about what a jerk your friends are.
I'm getting tired just thinking about it.
Aren't you people worried about accidentally getting it slammed in the car door? And wouldn't just walking around like that give you back problems?
Just say "No!" to drugs.
[LOBO]
I keep hearing commercials on Erectile Disfunction warning that you go to a doctor if your erection lasts for more than four hours.
Don't you people know that friction causes heat? Those of you that know me know that I'm still getting therapy for witnessing a serious bout of "Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots" as a child ... after a four hour erection I imagine some unlucky lady (with REALLY messy hair) and I having to go straight to a fire extinguisher. I'm just not up to that kind of trauma.
How would you get that smell of burning flesh and hair out of your trailer? The sparks alone would threaten to actually ignite the oxygen and helium in the atmosphere! Plus you'll have to re-upright all the furniture, stack all the Tupperware back on top of your refrigerator and re-attach all those teeny-tiny magnets. Then you gotta adjust the crooked neon "Miller High Life" thingy on the wall, and get all the sticky candy back into the decorative Dale Earnhardt hubcap displayed proudly on your coffee table.
And even as you get all the Led Zepplin and Barry White CD's organized, "Desperate Housewives", "American Idol", and "Lost: Season II" start TIVO-ing over your "American Chopper" episodes while she innocuously knits tiny booties and berates you about what a jerk your friends are.
I'm getting tired just thinking about it.
Aren't you people worried about accidentally getting it slammed in the car door? And wouldn't just walking around like that give you back problems?
Just say "No!" to drugs.
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