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Predator Press

[LOBO]

Please stop emailing me asking if I've found 'Our Savior, Lord Jesus Christ'.

I didn't even know the guy was missing, okay? I had absolutely nothing to do with it.

What makes you think if I were to kidnap somebody, it would be some long-haired bearded guy and not Angelina Jolie, Heather Graham, or at least a handful of The Laker Girls?

Why can't you lazy people put him on milk cartons and stuff just like anyone else, rather than bothering me about it constantly? Is this Blog titled "Long-Haired Hippie-Type Missing Persons Bureau"? No!!! You people need some kind of better way to spend your time, and maybe some organization and good leadership ... have you ever considered turning to religion or something?

... And have you looked in Las Vegas? If I hadda deal with some of you screwballs, I'd be laying low in someplace like Las Vegas ...

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