Not-So-Fast Food

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[LOBO]

Someone left a slice of Pizza Hut in the sink, neglecting to jam it down into the garbage disposal.

-This brought about the rather alarming observation that the thing is so greasy it doesn’t take on water. I mean if it wasn’t boyant, I think it would make a good cork.

Or maybe a space shuttle tile.


Comments

Stephanie Barr said…
Cheese is too dense to be a Shuttle tile (seriously, the density is more like styrofoam). And, of course, it melts, which is something we try to avoid in those tiles.
LOBO said…
Anything that can couch pepperoncinis can do a measly reentry or two.

The real problem is those NASA nerds could never stop arguing over what to order: we would get a half pepperoni and mushroom, half green pepper and onion shuttle. And you can't put onion on half a space shuttle; any moron knows the whole thing would end up tasting like onion anyway.

I wonder how much Pepsi would fit in that middle fuel tank?

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