After Kicking the Shit out of Four Navy Seals at a Bar in Tucson, I am being Tried for Multiple Counts of Murder
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[LOBO]
What? You fell for that title?
Really?
Well Ha-ha. O Holy crap -if you knew what I looked like, the Navy Seals would beat your ass! LOL. Shit. I don't know where the country 'Tucson' even is.
Yeah, it's been months since I've written. Or pissed off an entire branch of the US military. Whatever. Who knew you millions of people were so codependant?
The truth is there hasn't been much going on ... the Earth has been a bit boring really; there's finally peace in the Middle East, and I got this nifty paddle-ball game. But while the rubber ball and the string were broken off and lost long ago, the paddle still remains as a deadly mortal threat: what if some weirdo finds it and tries to use it to make my eyes collide?
Holy shit -it was made in China!
In the hands of a true ninja, .05 of an ounce of balsa can be considerably deadly. And you can bet your ass I, LOBO, will be back as soon as I can get this paddleball situation mitigated and the heat is off from the Goddless Yellow Hoard.
But where the fuck are your hoity-toity Navy Seals on this?
Hm?
[LOBO]What? You fell for that title?
Really?
Well Ha-ha. O Holy crap -if you knew what I looked like, the Navy Seals would beat your ass! LOL. Shit. I don't know where the country 'Tucson' even is.
Yeah, it's been months since I've written. Or pissed off an entire branch of the US military. Whatever. Who knew you millions of people were so codependant?
The truth is there hasn't been much going on ... the Earth has been a bit boring really; there's finally peace in the Middle East, and I got this nifty paddle-ball game. But while the rubber ball and the string were broken off and lost long ago, the paddle still remains as a deadly mortal threat: what if some weirdo finds it and tries to use it to make my eyes collide?
Holy shit -it was made in China!
In the hands of a true ninja, .05 of an ounce of balsa can be considerably deadly. And you can bet your ass I, LOBO, will be back as soon as I can get this paddleball situation mitigated and the heat is off from the Goddless Yellow Hoard.But where the fuck are your hoity-toity Navy Seals on this?
Hm?
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I might do a review or something soon (strapped for time). But MAN did I laugh at the part about the serial killers trying to figure out how the guy who wasn't serial-killed died. Oh man -that was the biggest LOL I've had this year so far.
More soon! And thanks for checking in!