Sunday

I Cleaned Up the Oil Spill Today. You're Welcome.

Predator Press

[LOBO]

Yeah, well, it was nothing.

I was sick of all those other so-called “news” people bitching about it.

-Those people are lazy.




Anywho, I need your help. I installed a webcam in the Gulf of Mexico to ensure those British pricks didn’t come back and, I dunno, napalm our American forest preserves or something.

But I cannot monitor it 24 hours a day. Shit, I'm only awake for ten or so.

Please alert authorities if you see anything unusual.



4 comments:

Team America said...

It's Godzillaaaaaaa!!!!!

Unfinished Rambler said...

Well, as well as your security cam is working there, I think you should be on top of the Greece crisis too.

Qelqoth said...

Lies. That webcam feed was taken from AdultFriendFinder.com

Stephanie Barr said...

Fifi! I was wondering where my widdo pookie wookie had gone. Naughty Fifi! Mama worried when you pulled the bathtub plug.