I Cleaned Up the Oil Spill Today. You're Welcome.
Predator Press
[LOBO]
Yeah, well, it was nothing.
I was sick of all those other so-called “news” people bitching about it.
-Those people are lazy.
Anywho, I need your help. I installed a webcam in the Gulf of Mexico to ensure those British pricks didn’t come back and, I dunno, napalm our American forest preserves or something.
But I cannot monitor it 24 hours a day. Shit, I'm only awake for ten or so.
Please alert authorities if you see anything unusual.
[LOBO]
Yeah, well, it was nothing.
I was sick of all those other so-called “news” people bitching about it.
-Those people are lazy.
Anywho, I need your help. I installed a webcam in the Gulf of Mexico to ensure those British pricks didn’t come back and, I dunno, napalm our American forest preserves or something.
But I cannot monitor it 24 hours a day. Shit, I'm only awake for ten or so.
Please alert authorities if you see anything unusual.
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