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Predator Press

[LOBO]

“Why is it so cold in here?” I demand. “Jesus this pillow is mushy. And for what we paid, I thought this mattress would stay springy longer! Could we possibly find an alarm clock even more difficult to turn off? This coffee tastes like hibachied cat crap ... !”

“Mom,” asks Screechy. “Why does Dad always wake up like this?”

“He hasn’t been able to complain for about eight hours,” Terri explains. “He’s achieving equilibrium.”