Everything You Ever Needed to Know About Being Domesticated:

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1) The phrase "I think it was milk" is always followed shortly by horror.

2) Despite being of perfect size and density, a piece of cake stabbed with cigarette butts will get you yelled at.

3) No matter how tantalizing the prospect, never -under any circumstances- try the garbage disposal on aluminum cans.

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4) When the garbage starts to move on its own it might be time to take it out.

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