
Look, it’s very generous. But I’m very, very busy being unemployed -a trip to Orlando is just out of the question at this time.
Plus it seems a little mean-spirited, as it is widely known that I suffer from Cryohydrotachophobia -the morbid fear of rogue icebergs.
This prohibits me from getting near large bodies of water, and any beverage larger than 32 ounces.
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I guess that keeps you out of fast food places, since most now feature 44 oz drinks.
Psst! By the way, I'll take any extra tickets you don't want. I love SeaWorld.
It's a reasonable fear. Icebergs a notoriously difficult to train.
Well, if you decide to go, don't wear a pony tail. I hear that can get you killed.
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