The Legend of Testicles
Predator Press
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Sure we’ve all heard the fantastic adventures of Hercules. But Predator Press scienticians have unearthed archeological evidence that Hercules had an evil twin brother, Testicles.
Testicles wasn’t as quite as large as his legendary sibling Hercules –and frankly he wasn’t all that bright either. But in their youth, Testicles often ran the show.
Hercules and Testicles eventually became bitter rivals, and Hercules often beat Testicles severely. One fateful day Hercules beat Testicles so badly, Testicles shrank off into obscurity forever.
[LOBO]
Sure we’ve all heard the fantastic adventures of Hercules. But Predator Press scienticians have unearthed archeological evidence that Hercules had an evil twin brother, Testicles.
Testicles wasn’t as quite as large as his legendary sibling Hercules –and frankly he wasn’t all that bright either. But in their youth, Testicles often ran the show.
Hercules and Testicles eventually became bitter rivals, and Hercules often beat Testicles severely. One fateful day Hercules beat Testicles so badly, Testicles shrank off into obscurity forever.
Comments
Ohmigod. Little Eva just showed up at the Genius Bar singing Come on baby do the Lacaonmotion...
Nooter: Oops! I'll follow it up with the tale of Hercules' one-balled mastiff Monocles.
(Ah jeez. I could just do this forever.)
Stepahnie: Stop tripping me up with tedious "facts," and "research," and other witchcraft hocus-pocus. I waved dead chicken over this post to confirm its veracity, and you know what? It didn't come to life.
(Well, it was a can of Campbell's Chicken Noodle. But it counts!)
Doc: You stole my Stephanie thunder with "Euripades!" LOL
Kathcom: I'm shooting for a full-blown Testicles Renaissance.
(haha! I made a pun. Or an anecdote. I dunno ... something.)