Ask LOBO: Parenting Teenagers
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[LOBO]
“Is Complainy up for school?” asks Terri.
“Yes,” I says, breathlessly removing my helmet.
“We have to figure out what kind of tampons she wants.”
“Blech.”
“Seriously,” adds Terri.
“Well don’t let her do the thing with the hangy stringy-thingy.”
“Why?”
“It's a widely-known fact if it’s accidentally pulled during a routine exam, she’ll rapidly inflate.”
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“Is Complainy up for school?” asks Terri.
“Yes,” I says, breathlessly removing my helmet.
“We have to figure out what kind of tampons she wants.”
“Blech.”
“Seriously,” adds Terri.
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“Why?”
“It's a widely-known fact if it’s accidentally pulled during a routine exam, she’ll rapidly inflate.”
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And Margo, OMG that is Wilson!