[LOBO]“Is Complainy up for school?” asks Terri.
“Yes,” I says, breathlessly removing my helmet.
“We have to figure out what kind of tampons she wants.”
“Blech.”
“Seriously,” adds Terri.
“Well don’t let her do the thing with the hangy stringy-thingy.”“Why?”
“It's a widely-known fact if it’s accidentally pulled during a routine exam, she’ll rapidly inflate.”
6 comments:
So if I'm ever short of a life raft ...
you're right about the sex, death and satire. I've no clue what to make of you and this blog yet. All I know is that inflated photo of O is going to haunt me for a while. Reminds me of Wilson in Castaway.
Just when you think it's safe to remove your helmet, "feminine hygiene products" are discussed. I feel your pain.
We always start talking about tampons in the kitchen when the men folk walk in, they always leave and we can start talking about what we were really talking about - them.
And Margo, OMG that is Wilson!
That explains SO much! Thanks.
ka POWWWWWWWW !!!!!!!!!
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