The Dead See

Predator Press

[LOBO]

Another seismic roar, and blood arcs across the window behind them; illuminated by dehumanizing fluorescents, a pale, pink mist fills the air. Dismembered chunks of flesh and bone slide and fall wet into a growing pool of human viscera.

Screams. Pleas. Panic surges through the room. They try to flee. Curled into a tiny, terrified ball, one hiding employee can see the gunman's heavy boots under the seats and through the thick smoke, calmly and systematically advancing through the room, crunching over broken plastic shards and glass. More shots, and the drywall resonates the obscure marching rhythmic beats of each explosion as life ceases one by one by one…


“Next,” calls the woman with disinterest.

“Hi!” I says cheerily. “I need to renew my driver’s license.”


Comments

LOBO said…
That cool image was found at iphonetoolbox.com.
j b said…
Funny post!
Also I love the layout of your blog, the template is great and the white-brick background adds a lot to the look.
Deb said…
Wow! I can't wait to renew my license and join in on the fun!
Anonymous said…
Chief thinks that's a great punchline, big heap.
Anonymous said…
Gotta love Florida.
Anonymous said…
Human viscera and the DMV office?

Is there anything you can't do?
I have no desire to renew my license. I'll just let the cops pull me over and start beating on me instead.
Anonymous said…
After reading this post I'm a big fan of license renewal through the mail. Just saying.

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