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Screams. Pleas. Panic surges through the room. They try to flee. Curled into a tiny, terrified ball, one hiding employee can see the gunman's heavy boots under the seats and through the thick smoke, calmly and systematically advancing through the room, crunching over broken plastic shards and glass. More shots, and the drywall resonates the obscure marching rhythmic beats of each explosion as life ceases one by one by one…
“Next,” calls the woman with disinterest.
“Hi!” I says cheerily. “I need to renew my driver’s license.”
8 comments:
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Funny post!
Also I love the layout of your blog, the template is great and the white-brick background adds a lot to the look.
Wow! I can't wait to renew my license and join in on the fun!
Chief thinks that's a great punchline, big heap.
Gotta love Florida.
Human viscera and the DMV office?
Is there anything you can't do?
I have no desire to renew my license. I'll just let the cops pull me over and start beating on me instead.
After reading this post I'm a big fan of license renewal through the mail. Just saying.
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