Ask LOBO: Where Do We Get Predator Press Merchandise?
Predator Press
[LOBO]
Millions and millions of readers are always asking me everyday, "LOBO, why can’t I get Predator Press merchandise?"
Well I’m glad you asked me that.
You can all stop setting yourselves on fire demanding it. You can all stop jumping off of buildings demanding it. You can all stop setting yourselves on fire and then jumping off of buildings demanding it!
They are here:
Now I’ve noticed a slight problem with the first 150,000 I had made, and this brings me to my first disclaimer: Predator Press t-shirts do not come with Spellcheck installed.
These were intended to be $9.99. But I had to send them back and get them corrected:
Now, correctly stenciled, they came in at $26.99 apiece.
But that looks kinda weird, right? So I had them sent back a third time. And for the low-low price of $69.50, I give you the Official Predator Press T-Shirt:
Click on it to enlarge!
It’s 100% polyester!
[LOBO]
Millions and millions of readers are always asking me everyday, "LOBO, why can’t I get Predator Press merchandise?"
Well I’m glad you asked me that.
You can all stop setting yourselves on fire demanding it. You can all stop jumping off of buildings demanding it. You can all stop setting yourselves on fire and then jumping off of buildings demanding it!
They are here:
Now I’ve noticed a slight problem with the first 150,000 I had made, and this brings me to my first disclaimer: Predator Press t-shirts do not come with Spellcheck installed.
These were intended to be $9.99. But I had to send them back and get them corrected:
Now, correctly stenciled, they came in at $26.99 apiece.
But that looks kinda weird, right? So I had them sent back a third time. And for the low-low price of $69.50, I give you the Official Predator Press T-Shirt:
Comments
Oops/ My finger slipped.
It's versatile!
Alex: Yeah. You gotta love a guy wearing a shirt that spends a paragraph threatening to assault you, and then invites you to get behind them ...
Double "L": LOL!! That's kinda weird we did this merchandising thing theme same day. I'll go you one weirder: I had a "I'm with stupid" shirt designed with the finger pointing straight up at the wearer's head, and another with the arrow pointed downward for the groin -both similar in concept to your "Incredibly Cretinous" tee.
-I opted not to use them because this post already had three large images.
Still, great minds, eh?
;-)
Reforming Geek: I would agree, but I like how it looks like a halo.
-I'm not sure if I'm really doing God's work, but he hasn't complained about my $78 charge for shipping and handling yet.
Etta-Rose: Not to rip off Double-"L" (please see his stuff linked above -it's REALLY cool), Terri and I have been thinking about bumper stickers or something. If I could get a deal on them, I would probably just give them away for the postage ...