Ghost of Christmas Past CAUGHT ON FILM!
Predator Press
[LOBO]
Ghost of Christmas Past, sure maybe I’ve been a little scrooge-like this year.
-But you crossed a line with me buddy. And I’ve got film proving you broke in, knocked me out with my 31-pound stainless steel Franklin Mint Limited Edition Collector’s Replica #412 of the Millennium Falcon, chained me up, and made me listen to all of your horrible backwards Satanic songs!
Perplexed at how Diesel was preventing me from voting on Humor-Blogs, I devoted all efforts of my vast security network to catch him in the act.
-That’s right: I got a Nanny Cam. And this is just a sample of the 16 hours of horror I was subjected to:
I assure you Ghost of Christmas Past [GOCP] I've contacted all the proper Authorities and my lawyer is filing numerous torts and depositions even as we speak! And "Charles Dickens" ring a bell? Hm? That's not just the funniest sounding author ever anymore ... 'A Christmas Carol' is a blueprint for your whole operation!
If I were you, I would turn myself in immediately.
-Oh and BTW I've got a little "surprise" planned for the Ghost of Christmas Present:
(I sure hope he doesn't get Diesel instead.)
[LOBO]Ghost of Christmas Past, sure maybe I’ve been a little scrooge-like this year.
-But you crossed a line with me buddy. And I’ve got film proving you broke in, knocked me out with my 31-pound stainless steel Franklin Mint Limited Edition Collector’s Replica #412 of the Millennium Falcon, chained me up, and made me listen to all of your horrible backwards Satanic songs!
Perplexed at how Diesel was preventing me from voting on Humor-Blogs, I devoted all efforts of my vast security network to catch him in the act.
-That’s right: I got a Nanny Cam. And this is just a sample of the 16 hours of horror I was subjected to:
I assure you Ghost of Christmas Past [GOCP] I've contacted all the proper Authorities and my lawyer is filing numerous torts and depositions even as we speak! And "Charles Dickens" ring a bell? Hm? That's not just the funniest sounding author ever anymore ... 'A Christmas Carol' is a blueprint for your whole operation!
If I were you, I would turn myself in immediately.
-Oh and BTW I've got a little "surprise" planned for the Ghost of Christmas Present:
(I sure hope he doesn't get Diesel instead.)
Comments
-All links to Diesel are purely coincidental.
Thanks fro that laugh!
It was the only vote I could do today ... then pfft ... banned.
I, erh... wow.
Daisy: I woke up this mornin' with the melody stuck in my head ... ah this cracks me up. WTG Speedy!!! Instant classic ...
Terri used to log on sometimes, but it may be related ... as a result she's pretty much given up on HB altogether. Not a good thing really ... I hafta 'splain over and over why I'm still a "sponsor" every month when the bill rolls in now.
Happy Holiday
... and I always loved your posts before (???)
LOBO, I have caught myself singing this song at work. A while back my nephew called me and said he had a new song to sing me, I told I had a new one too!
Where is Diesle?
(thanks for the plug) :)
WHACK!!!!!!!!
But I still think he's singing "Old Town Speedcat's getting outta jail...."
Merry Christmas LOBO my OLD friend! :)
Probably.