The House -and Heart- Broken
Predator Press
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Succumbing to the virulent torrent of angry mail from ardent (and reputedly very dangerous) Doctor Who fans, I decided to rename my robot assassin puppy ‘Scraps.'
-But even while welding his rabies tags and registration on, I knew I had a problem.
I guess when it all came down I just couldn't send Scraps to burrow his way into the succulent and still-beating hearts of my insurance agents, finally detonating himself in their steaming squirty entrails once their screams were successfully converted to mp3 and transmitted to my iPod.
-Scraps, a loyal companion, deserves better than that.
On the outskirts of town, there's a big sprawling farm that raises the robot sheep we get steel wool from: it's a place where Scraps won’t be painfully discriminated against by inbred hoity-toity big city ‘meatdogs.'
I’ve decided to send him there where he can assassinate wild and free, just like nature intended.
I'll miss him.
-He’s the best friend I ever had.
[*sniff*]
[LOBO]Succumbing to the virulent torrent of angry mail from ardent (and reputedly very dangerous) Doctor Who fans, I decided to rename my robot assassin puppy ‘Scraps.'
-But even while welding his rabies tags and registration on, I knew I had a problem.
I guess when it all came down I just couldn't send Scraps to burrow his way into the succulent and still-beating hearts of my insurance agents, finally detonating himself in their steaming squirty entrails once their screams were successfully converted to mp3 and transmitted to my iPod.
-Scraps, a loyal companion, deserves better than that.
On the outskirts of town, there's a big sprawling farm that raises the robot sheep we get steel wool from: it's a place where Scraps won’t be painfully discriminated against by inbred hoity-toity big city ‘meatdogs.'
I’ve decided to send him there where he can assassinate wild and free, just like nature intended.
I'll miss him.
-He’s the best friend I ever had.
[*sniff*]
Comments
You've done well. I applaud you. I'm also very sorry for your loss.