No Mammograms Were Conducted During the Making of this Post
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Not to be outdone by the rash of recent mammogram popularity across the Humor-Blogs spectrum, I was faced with either of two options: get implants myself, or simply get as close to the action as possible in order to speak knowingly on the subject.
Since the former would have required me to buy all new t-shirts, I opted for the latter; hence, I mortgaged the house and bought the Mamm-O-Van.
I can't wait to surprise Terri with this –perhaps my most noble and holistic contribution in Public Service ever. ‘Gal on the Go’ between meetings? Don't sweat it. Can’t drive all the way to the doctor’s office? I've got you covered. HMO? No problem!
-These poor women deserve fair and equitable medical services too.
[LOBO]Not to be outdone by the rash of recent mammogram popularity across the Humor-Blogs spectrum, I was faced with either of two options: get implants myself, or simply get as close to the action as possible in order to speak knowingly on the subject.
Since the former would have required me to buy all new t-shirts, I opted for the latter; hence, I mortgaged the house and bought the Mamm-O-Van.
I can't wait to surprise Terri with this –perhaps my most noble and holistic contribution in Public Service ever. ‘Gal on the Go’ between meetings? Don't sweat it. Can’t drive all the way to the doctor’s office? I've got you covered. HMO? No problem!
-These poor women deserve fair and equitable medical services too.
Comments
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The daiquiri should help though.
I may have too much pressure on the clamps."
Will you play music like the ice cream truck when you're in the neighborhood? Tooters for the hooters!
... I have an "inny".
Don Lewis: Yes, it occurs to me a stick-shift transmission would be a bad idea too.
Revenue: Want to buy it? :)
Dr Tundra: From one medical practitioner to another, I assure you my credentials are just as good as yours.
Margaret: I cannot properly reply to that comment and retain my coveted PG rating.
Don: That would require a lot of slippery oils, and I don't have a HAZMAT license yet.
Kristen: No. But once you reach your "out-of-pocket", they're all free.
Deb: I had planned to do that, but with Barry White records.
Chris: That's me. I'm a "giver" ...
:)
And a left one, to boot.
You in?
I mean, I let him feel me up but only for extra jalepenos!!
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