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Okay. I’ve created my Humor-Blogs Fantasy Football team and discovered that my first match-up is going to be with none other than Renal Failure.If Renal’s coaching is half as good as his razor-witted blog, this will take all of my football knowledge, cunning and skill.
So I head over to the draft roster. This turns out to be a disappointingly long list of guys nobody’s heard of. Peyton Manning? Tom Brady? Eeek! What if I get stuck with Cindy or Marsha?
I’m no sexist: if Cindy or Marsha Brady want to play on my team, that's fine … but I can only imagine what the mandatory methamphetamines and steroids would do to them over the long haul.
At the very least, they would have to sign a waiver.
Humor-Blogs Fantasy Football League!
11 comments:
Marcia Brady would definitely be on any fantasy team I put together. Mrs. Brady too.
LOL ... I just got this image in my head of Alice all decked in leather and heels ...
Stop it LOBO!
I'm still sick and I don't need to get excited right now.
The weird thing is I'm sick too. Woke up fine, and have been dry-heaving my morning coffee all day (Oops ... that's not funny is it? Sorry) But glad to see you back in whatever capacity!
Why don't you guys join the league? When last I looked there were 6 slots left. I's using an "autodraft" thingy, and I think it'll pretty much run on autopilot ...
With our first pick, we at Renal Failure select Erin Grey from Buck Rogers. That means we already win for the first four weeks.
Not so fast buddy ... I'm calling out whoever Don Lewis says this chick is!
Hmm... Raquel Welch. Well played. The counter to that classic maneuver, however, is Jane Fonda in Barbarella.
lol!!! Believe it or not, that was my first choice!! I guess we will have to settle this fair-and-square on the field.
(But where do you usually park?)
:)
I see potential for another kind of fantasy sport hehe.
On a side note the matchups for week one might change. Not sure if the thing will reset once everyone is on board.
Oh, you don't want Marsha. One bop in the nose and she's out for the season.
Chris: And it totally did when "That Tears It" joined. Did you spot Canuklehead?
FFF: Maybe Mr. Glass will take her place ....
:)
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