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As I see it, the biggest problem in the United States -besides Shia LaBeouf's unlawful incarceration- is all the money we are paying those so-called "engineers" at NASA for space exploration.
I mean come on already! This is 2008. We're supposed to have this:

-but instead we have this?

I'll bet those NASA rubes are pulling down like $9 or $10 an hour. And rather than developing cool-looking planet-smashing war machines and evil alien empires to have wars with, we're in a garage hammering the dings out of a two-toned spaceship so dumpy looking the mere site of it would only encourage a deadly hoard of would-be space overlords!
I wouldn't scrounge that thing for parts. I mean it doesn't even have a lousy Death Ray. Not one! Shouldn't we at least get Congress to pass a Bill to pay for gluing some fake ones on? Heck, Pfizer would do it for free if you stuck on some Viagra stickers!
And for that matter, how many hundreds of our tax dollars are being spent every year on this stuff without finding any would-be space overlords? Heck at least wash the damn thing ... the would-be space overlords are probably laughin at us right now!
I hate those guys, all smug and hiding out there behind a phony shroud of tranquility while obviously plotting the demise of the Human Race in secrecy. Those guys should get their asses kicked! We need to find them, exterminate their military with extreme prejudice, and then occupy all of their home worlds while making the survivors do forced labor before the inevitable sneak attack and subsequent invasion.

I, for one, won’t stand for that.
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They're hiding the real stuff at area 51.
Don't you think they woulda got smart by now and moved all the cool stuff to Area 50 or 52?
I completely agree - I was onboard to start Star fleet 20 years ago, and have been waiting ever since.
stephanie: You didn't get the memo? We've started.
I've already peeled potatos for two tours of duty ...
Hey and PS to all: When in the final edit, the news on Shia LaBeouf's injuries weren't clear; I just knew he had a few days of getting into trouble. The referrence wasn't intended to be mean-spirited -but too many people had read this post to change it when the facts emerged.
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