Brett Favre Offered $20M Not to Play Football
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In an effort to keep Brett Favre from playing for an opposing team, the Green Bay Packers have offered him $20,000,000 to “stay retired”.
Packers President and Chief Executive Officer Mark Murphy has failed to return my calls on how much he will pay me not to play, but I have offered to not do it for half that amount.
Comments
I live in Bear country but I've always had a soft spot for Farvererer. I feel like he is tarnishing his image by being a big baby.
And I thought 60k/yr was bank.....
Dan
Farve and his old balls should stay in Wisconsin by the way.
What needs to happen is to have the Bears pick up Brett's contract. Let him "win" the starting job during the pre-season. Let him play a half of the first home game. Then on the 50-yard-line of Soldier Field, in celebration of all Favre, crucify him.
If he rises again on the 3rd day, the Packer's organization and their fans are forgiven of their sins.
CB: Well that's good. Because we need a lot more popsicle sticks (see comments on last post).
PITS: ("PITS"?? LOL!) Clearly Mary's loss, don't you think?
SD: I still where my cup everywhere ... just in case.
Rickey: I can't imagine the Wisconsonians wouldn't throw a fit over that ... but then again the sheer intake of beer and cheese could make fits of any kind very deadly.
Jeff: I agree. I liked Favre before this ... he shoulda shut the f**k up and went out a hero. Now he's blackmailing the very people who build his empire.
Rickey: Great minds, eh? But if the Bears are anything like they have been for the last few, well, decades, they will embarass themselves while futily banging the nails in with their screwdrivers ...
:)