Mars Rovers Found at Hawking Summer Home
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A search for drugs and pornography at Stephen Hawking's summer home in Casa de Rio turned up more than was bargained for: both $350M Mars Rovers -supposedly on Mars since 2004- have actually been sending photos from the beach, and fetching drinks for scantily-clad supermodels.
"Oh come on people!" says noted physicist Hawking as he is handcuffed and escorted away. "Microbes? On Mars? Please. I coulda sent you guys pictures of turkeys an you would've bought it."
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A search for drugs and pornography at Stephen Hawking's summer home in Casa de Rio turned up more than was bargained for: both $350M Mars Rovers -supposedly on Mars since 2004- have actually been sending photos from the beach, and fetching drinks for scantily-clad supermodels."Oh come on people!" says noted physicist Hawking as he is handcuffed and escorted away. "Microbes? On Mars? Please. I coulda sent you guys pictures of turkeys an you would've bought it."
Comments
JD at I Do Things
Not enough Hawking jokes in the world...
I'm sure they didn't really think they would find a body of water on a planet, right? I mean come on, we all know that because of chemical reactions between Mars' carbon dioxide atmosphere and water, most of its carbon dioxide was used up forming carbonate rocks.
I can hammer together somethin' in the garage (popsicle stix and Saran wrap) for a cool 15 million to keep that Cap'n N Coke from causing damage..... Sold? :)
Dan
Skip: On no. I would never tell you such outrageous lies ...
CB: That's why millions and millions of readers prefer to get their news here ....
SD: Picking on Hawking has it's drawbacks: when I started my car this morning, a small black hole opened up in the glove box.
Dan: Can I be a consultant? I love popsicles!
MC: I agree. Popsicles are "the bomb".