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A search for drugs and pornography at Stephen Hawking's summer home in Casa de Rio turned up more than was bargained for: both $350M Mars Rovers -supposedly on Mars since 2004- have actually been sending photos from the beach, and fetching drinks for scantily-clad supermodels."Oh come on people!" says noted physicist Hawking as he is handcuffed and escorted away. "Microbes? On Mars? Please. I coulda sent you guys pictures of turkeys an you would've bought it."
8 comments:
Do they really need to handcuff Steven Hawking? That seems a bit extreme . . .
JD at I Do Things
Oh no! The next thing you're gonna tell me is that Klingons aren't real.
damn! duped again. I need to stop taking the news seriously.
Ha! Killer.
Not enough Hawking jokes in the world...
So he is really risking the demise of 350 Million dollar rovers by carrying liquids with them? It seems if they hit a bump, all that fine "circuitry" is ruined....liquid-resistant sheild (with death ray attachment, of course) anyone?
I'm sure they didn't really think they would find a body of water on a planet, right? I mean come on, we all know that because of chemical reactions between Mars' carbon dioxide atmosphere and water, most of its carbon dioxide was used up forming carbonate rocks.
I can hammer together somethin' in the garage (popsicle stix and Saran wrap) for a cool 15 million to keep that Cap'n N Coke from causing damage..... Sold? :)
Dan
that's good stuff.
JD: Don't let Hawking's schtick [sp?] fool you too ... many a Laker Girl are currently on Maternity Leave.
Skip: On no. I would never tell you such outrageous lies ...
CB: That's why millions and millions of readers prefer to get their news here ....
SD: Picking on Hawking has it's drawbacks: when I started my car this morning, a small black hole opened up in the glove box.
Dan: Can I be a consultant? I love popsicles!
MC: I agree. Popsicles are "the bomb".
Freakin' Genius!!! - you, not Hawking...
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