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After the release of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Indy’s faithful and adorable sidekick “Short Round” just seems to vanish from the face of the Earth.
"Well that's impossible," you say. "This could never happen."
Well it turns out that about 8% of Predator Press readers are right 22% of the time: this tragic and shocking true story has been kept under wraps for over 20 years. And it might never been known if not for the dogged and relentless investigative skill of yours truly.
While Indiana’s life -filled with hot chicks, explosions and danger- has thrilled and exhilarated movie audiences for decades, it was found to be ill-suited for raising children; before long Short Round was seized from Indy by Child Protective Custody and placed into foster care.

It was no small effort to track his whereabouts from that day forward. But during a chance examination of the MIT Archives, we discovered ancient correspondence with Short Round: it seems that soon thereafter it was discovered that he was woefully poor at math, and due this hideous handicap even MIT rejected him.
His last and lowliest of hopes and dreams were horribly crushed against the Rapids of Cruel Hollywood Fate.

It might seem true that life hasn't been very kind to Short Round. But shortly after rehab and serving his jail time, he met his true love in a strip bar. Connecting instantly during a conversation about their mutual obsession with snakes, the 'sparks flew' so to speak: now Short and Sassy Round live happily in a Des Moines subdivision with their eight beautiful children.
-The oldest of which begins at MIT this August.
4 comments:
Was this before or after The Goonies. He is the same kid right? I thought he wrote for Don Lewis now?
I categorically deny that! The man (more or less) is a professional actor. And a SAG member.
I can't even afford to pay LOBO for his ghostwriting. And LOBO will work for food. (Or at least that's what his sign says whenever I see him on the side of the road.)
I ave Short Round on contact and if he has been moonlighting again, things will not go well for him.
LOL, that's funny...
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