
[LOBO]
Yes, it’s true ‘o Loyal Reader. All my hard work and dedication has finally paid off.
For I am #1 at Humor-Blogs.
Due to the inalienable rights bestowed upon Me by Virtue of Democracy (and Diesel’s glitchy software), the triumph of an Enlightened reign under my Iron Fists of Galvanized Wisdom shall bring happiness to the Blogosphere for generations upon generations to come.

And like any intrepid and courageous hero endowed by the Virtue of Democracy (and Diesel’s glitchy software) leading the huddled masses into a bold new future, I’ve got a list of 82,952 blogs that piss me off because they are funnier than mine.
-Sites that have no place in the annals of a future history that I shall intend to forge with my own two mighty hands!
I want guys like Don, Kevin, Brent and Mark handled with "utmost discretion."
And extreme violence.
27 comments:
Watch out bro I'm number 1104 ya better watch ya back ahahaaa ahh blah
You totally deserve to be number 1 - you are great about reading other blogs.
The apocalypse is nigh.
I can't believe I'm agreeing with That Diesel Dude. But he's right. The end is very near...and while it vaults you to the top, it plummets me to the bottom. "*#$!# database" is right, Diesel.
I just think it's cool that now "the apocalypse is nigh" and I still owe $51,000 in student loans.
I'm going to Vegas ...
Congrats on the reaching of #1 spot. Wish you all the best!!!
I am available for discretionary handling at any time. I can pay.
I'd like to thank you for inadvertently pointing one of your child-like cartoon arrows at my blog.
...which is now beating yours...
Fortune is truly fickle.
Congratulations on your noteworthy accomplishment! I am very proud of you.
That's too good. Keep it up. :)
You are always hogging up all the votes, leaving poor starving humorists such as myself to wither and die on page two. You heartless bastard!
LOL
With any luck The Skwib is at least on your list -- damn your glitch-fest Diesel!
If we take out those blogs, the rest of us move up in rank! We support this plan... and we also employ a ninja who is all about utmost discretion.
Congrats, but really, can't we all just get along?
One day I too will be number one. Oh, yes, I will.
(This will likely occur soon after I start my own funny blogs website where I can have glitchy software and be master of all I survey.)
It's gonna be pretty awesome.
Congrats on Diesel's glitchy software! There must be a problem with it because I have no votes and I think my ranking is about 1200. Obviously a mistake.
LOBO, I hate to burst your bubble and/or anger you BUT Don was up there longer than you were.
::takes off running::
I guess I got here too late. I guess that's why they say to take a picture. Congratulations and may you sail to the top once again.
Congrats on reaching the top.
My blog is number #000000 and I approved this message.
Congrats on being...ummm....what's that......oh...congrats on having been #1.
Uh......huh.....
I think I said this before.
I forgive you LOBO.
The good news is you deserve it. The bad news is that your future commentary will totally suck.
Oh yeah, it will suck like nothing else. Expect "cool", "lol" and ":)" instead of kick ass commentary like you are accustomed to.
But that's karma Lobo and she is one cruel and hateful bitch. The only way out of this now is to renounce your power and give it to someone else.
Like me.
P.S. cool lol :)
Clearly hard work and dedication to comedy has started paying dividends! Congrats!
Crap...I go on vacation and missed the big moment as it's now reverted back to 15ML and everybody else.
There's always the next glitch to look forward to.
Can't we talk this out, Your Mighty Firstship?
"Extreme violence needs discretion."
-my new catch phrase.
You guys...don't be hatin' - I can't help it. If it's any consolation, I'm really short.
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