Playing With Matches

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One of these two will transport you into hellish wastelands, and subject you to unimaginable atrocities.

The other will only write about it.

One of these would wipe out the entire salad bar, and then make out with Princess Leia.

The other is made of Latex and rubber.

One of these is a visionary of internet comedy.

The other is in a DVD my kid made me buy.


One of these was in a TV series.

The other runs a weapons factory for irate golfers.


One of these two made an outrageously successful DVD.

The other is somehow cashing in despite "Pet Detective", and Lemony Snicket's "A Series of Unfortunate Budget Surpluses".


One of these two is a highly-pressurized windbag with a reflective surface, containing a gas that makes you talk funny when ingested.

... I can't tell the difference either.



Comments

Simon Jester said…
PRESS RELEASE

DONCO is pleased to announce that we have just signed Al from Home Improvements to be our new Spokes Model. (We wanted Chelle B., but she charges too much.)

Al (Real name: Who the hell knows?) is just coming off a run as spokesman for light bulbs or batteries or something lame and can really use the work.

We are also quite excited to announce that we have also acquired
LOBO (Real name: Al) to head our gag condiments division.

Thank you
I don't care what you say, that latex woman is hot ....
The_Mrs said…
lol.. those were great!
Brent Diggs said…
After seeing that picture of Diesel, somehow my life doesn't seem that bad.

It's still early though.
Bee said…
I am so jealous I wasn't included in this!
... But then again, we can't all be compared to Rosie.
Anonymous said…
I'm still confused. Is it Jabba the Hutt or Rosie O'Donnell who is made of rubber and Latex?
Anonymous said…
LOL Truly excellent. Submit this piece to Johnny Carson. Wait! IS he dead yet? Maybe Jay Leno or whose that other guy? There dead aren't they?
Love it.
~JD

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