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[LOBO]
Okay, so the hot blonde that banged the lucky pup in Florida got caught. And to stay out of jail, the defense presented was "She's too pretty for prison".
This was initially treated as great news by me an Ethan ... heck, we're freakin gorgeous.
But then I started to think: If we aren't jailin hot chicks anymore, what happens to those hot women's prison films?
This is distressing. I don't want to rent "Cellblock 69" or something and havin it star Liza Minnelli and The Fantastic Moulah ... Jeez even the thought of that's enough to make a guy wanna switch teams.
Us beautiful people can't have our cake and eat it too. I suggest we take all the hot chicks and lock em up in the "stoney lonesome" for one last week with cameras everywhere. Paris Hilton, Lucy Liu, Porshe Derrasi, et cetera.
And as for the host, I'll even volunteer to "take one for the team".
I'll go from cell to cell with a Governor's Pardon and bark "Pamela Anderson! Tell me Newton's Second Law of Motion!"
And Pamela Anderson will answer, "The relationship between an object's mass m, its acceleration a, and the applied force F is F = ma. Acceleration and force are vectors; in this law the direction of the force vector is the same as the direction of the acceleration vector."
An I'll say, "I'm sorry, you must answer in the form of a question. As punishment, you are to be summarily sentenced to death by pillowfight!"
We could totally make this a Pay-Per-View.
[LOBO]
Okay, so the hot blonde that banged the lucky pup in Florida got caught. And to stay out of jail, the defense presented was "She's too pretty for prison".
This was initially treated as great news by me an Ethan ... heck, we're freakin gorgeous.
But then I started to think: If we aren't jailin hot chicks anymore, what happens to those hot women's prison films?
This is distressing. I don't want to rent "Cellblock 69" or something and havin it star Liza Minnelli and The Fantastic Moulah ... Jeez even the thought of that's enough to make a guy wanna switch teams.
Us beautiful people can't have our cake and eat it too. I suggest we take all the hot chicks and lock em up in the "stoney lonesome" for one last week with cameras everywhere. Paris Hilton, Lucy Liu, Porshe Derrasi, et cetera.
And as for the host, I'll even volunteer to "take one for the team".
I'll go from cell to cell with a Governor's Pardon and bark "Pamela Anderson! Tell me Newton's Second Law of Motion!"
And Pamela Anderson will answer, "The relationship between an object's mass m, its acceleration a, and the applied force F is F = ma. Acceleration and force are vectors; in this law the direction of the force vector is the same as the direction of the acceleration vector."
An I'll say, "I'm sorry, you must answer in the form of a question. As punishment, you are to be summarily sentenced to death by pillowfight!"
We could totally make this a Pay-Per-View.
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