Omega Dogs
Predator Press
[Mr. Insanity]
It's a common misconception that I'm only 14 years old, due largely to LOBO's inability to do math. I'm actually 44.
Having misread my job application, LOBO has since been searching the pictures on milk cartons for a way to cash in. By using childhood photos of me, he's auctioning hair follicles containing my DNA on Ebay, and artificially jacking up the prices by bidding against the families.
But I get %15 of the profits, and exclusive rights to the book deal.
Glenda's gotta eat, you know.
[Mr. Insanity]
It's a common misconception that I'm only 14 years old, due largely to LOBO's inability to do math. I'm actually 44.
Having misread my job application, LOBO has since been searching the pictures on milk cartons for a way to cash in. By using childhood photos of me, he's auctioning hair follicles containing my DNA on Ebay, and artificially jacking up the prices by bidding against the families.
But I get %15 of the profits, and exclusive rights to the book deal.
Glenda's gotta eat, you know.
Comments
Hey you might even want to start selling Glenda's leg hairs, just a thought :)