Jumpin Jack Trash

Predator Press

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Must've been a helluva Saturday night ... there's a waffle jammed in my CD changer.

It's not my fault! I was drunk. And hungry. The stereo --brandishing a slot and an electric cord-- seduced me with promises of perfectly-cooked, lightly browned fluffy waffles.

I don't know if the warranty covers this, but the waffle sounds amazing ...