Hi MOM!
Predator Press
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Well, my mom can't find Predator Press.
An English teacher at a major college --where hoits meet toits and discuss "Shakespeare" and "Interest Rates" and whatever-- she can't risk any personal email at work under penalty of death.
It's in the School Charter.
Curious about her little 150 lbs bundle 'o joy, she asked me to slip her a cleverly-disguised email containing a link to it.
I wrote:
Deer Teecher,
Here is wherefore the writing sample what I had wrote:
http://predatorpress.blogspot.com
Anyways, thanks for teachin me stuff and English and makin me write it real good now ... I will never fergit you wuz the best teacher that what gimmee my Litrinary Talent!
Your pal,
Sincerely,
Thanks,
PS: LAW SCHOOL IS AWESOME
Your Fourmer Student,
Chuck Norris
[LOBO]
Well, my mom can't find Predator Press.
An English teacher at a major college --where hoits meet toits and discuss "Shakespeare" and "Interest Rates" and whatever-- she can't risk any personal email at work under penalty of death.
It's in the School Charter.
Curious about her little 150 lbs bundle 'o joy, she asked me to slip her a cleverly-disguised email containing a link to it.
I wrote:
Deer Teecher,
Here is wherefore the writing sample what I had wrote:
http://predatorpress.blogspot.com
Anyways, thanks for teachin me stuff and English and makin me write it real good now ... I will never fergit you wuz the best teacher that what gimmee my Litrinary Talent!
Your pal,
Sincerely,
Thanks,
PS: LAW SCHOOL IS AWESOME
Your Fourmer Student,
Chuck Norris
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P.S hey since your in Law school and all think maybe I can be your first case? I think some one stole me boots, the last time I seen them they were back on the ship under a faux wooly mammoth blankie. Now all of a sudden they are gone, think ya might want to help me find them :)