[LOBO]Ghost of Christmas Past, sure maybe I’ve been a little scrooge-like this year.
-But you crossed a line with me buddy. And I’ve got film proving you broke in, knocked me out with my 31-pound stainless steel Franklin Mint Limited Edition Collector’s Replica #412 of the Millennium Falcon, chained me up, and made me listen to all of your horrible backwards Satanic songs!
Perplexed at how Diesel was preventing me from voting on Humor-Blogs, I devoted all efforts of my vast security network to catch him in the act.
-That’s right: I got a Nanny Cam. And this is just a sample of the 16 hours of horror I was subjected to:
I assure you Ghost of Christmas Past [GOCP] I've contacted all the proper Authorities and my lawyer is filing numerous torts and depositions even as we speak! And "Charles Dickens" ring a bell? Hm? That's not just the funniest sounding author ever anymore ... 'A Christmas Carol' is a blueprint for your whole operation!
If I were you, I would turn myself in immediately.
-Oh and BTW I've got a little "surprise" planned for the Ghost of Christmas Present:
(I sure hope he doesn't get Diesel instead.)
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Old Towne Speedcat Goin Down the River was published by my buddy Speedcat Hollydale a few weeks ago. It was one of those things I just couldn’t stop going to visit for a guaranteed laugh, and he gave me permission to republish it.
-All links to Diesel are purely coincidental.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! HA HA HA!!
Thanks fro that laugh!
Ummmm I think I was just able to give you a smiley but... it seems I'm invisible. Leave it to me to screw up because I've been trying to be invinCible not inviSible. Stupid dixlixseeya.
Actually, I was surprised I could vote for myself on this one ... I saved it for like 8 hours.
It was the only vote I could do today ... then pfft ... banned.
I'm... I... um... wait let me go and watch that video again...
I, erh... wow.
Speedy has got moves! I had to watch it more than once, too.
Alex: This definitely has a "once you watch it, you can't unwatch it!" quality! LOL
Daisy: I woke up this mornin' with the melody stuck in my head ... ah this cracks me up. WTG Speedy!!! Instant classic ...
Just what is the "smiley limit" these days? I feel like I keep getting close, but I haven't hit it yet.
Doug: You know I'm not getting a lot of buzz on other people having it; it might be something Diesel did 'specially for me. Sometimes I don't get banned at all, sometimes I get one vote and I'm done for 24. But it's occured on a random-seeming basis at least six or seven times since Bee got banned.
Terri used to log on sometimes, but it may be related ... as a result she's pretty much given up on HB altogether. Not a good thing really ... I hafta 'splain over and over why I'm still a "sponsor" every month when the bill rolls in now.
Wow! This marks my 1000th post!
TOO Funny!
Happy Holiday
That video is WHACK!
... and I always loved your posts before (???)
LOBO, I have caught myself singing this song at work. A while back my nephew called me and said he had a new song to sing me, I told I had a new one too!
Where is Diesle?
(thanks for the plug) :)
WHACK!!!!!!!!
OMG! My favorite video!!! LOL!!!!!
But I still think he's singing "Old Town Speedcat's getting outta jail...."
Merry Christmas LOBO my OLD friend! :)
At least the ghost of Christmas past hasn't messed up your living room! Because that's what it did to me.
Probably.
Madness. Abject madness. Oswald Spengler's prophesy rings true!
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