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Karl Marx claimed that "religion is the opiate of the masses".
I've been to plenty of religious masses, and have never once been offered a single opiate.
... #!%$#@ lousy pagans ...
Friday
The GOD of BLOG
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Cripes! Are you people still reading this garbage?
I have stuff to do dammit!
Even as we speak, my attention is divided between cracking the Human Genome, curing Cancer, alphabetizing and cataloging my internet porn, and achieving safe and practical Cold Fusion.
If you want to read a good blog, and I mean a truly genius damned good blog, check this out:
Fafblog!
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Cripes! Are you people still reading this garbage?
I have stuff to do dammit!
Even as we speak, my attention is divided between cracking the Human Genome, curing Cancer, alphabetizing and cataloging my internet porn, and achieving safe and practical Cold Fusion.
If you want to read a good blog, and I mean a truly genius damned good blog, check this out:
To the Guy Who Posted ...
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To P.J. Stuedabaker III, who posted:
“Impeach the president and fire Karl Rove! In fact Bush and Rove probably had something to do with the development of hurricane Katrina. I call for a congressional investigation into this question."
… Do you really think those boobs are competent enough to organize a hurricane?
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To P.J. Stuedabaker III, who posted:
“Impeach the president and fire Karl Rove! In fact Bush and Rove probably had something to do with the development of hurricane Katrina. I call for a congressional investigation into this question."
… Do you really think those boobs are competent enough to organize a hurricane?
!!!
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Please stop emailing me asking if I've found 'Our Savior, Lord Jesus Christ'.
I didn't even know the guy was missing, okay? I had absolutely nothing to do with it.
What makes you think if I were to kidnap somebody, it would be some long-haired bearded guy and not Angelina Jolie, Heather Graham, or at least a handful of The Laker Girls?
Why can't you lazy people put him on milk cartons and stuff just like anyone else, rather than bothering me about it constantly? Is this Blog titled "Long-Haired Hippie-Type Missing Persons Bureau"? No!!! You people need some kind of better way to spend your time, and maybe some organization and good leadership ... have you ever considered turning to religion or something?
... And have you looked in Las Vegas? If I hadda deal with some of you screwballs, I'd be laying low in someplace like Las Vegas ...
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Please stop emailing me asking if I've found 'Our Savior, Lord Jesus Christ'.
I didn't even know the guy was missing, okay? I had absolutely nothing to do with it.
What makes you think if I were to kidnap somebody, it would be some long-haired bearded guy and not Angelina Jolie, Heather Graham, or at least a handful of The Laker Girls?
Why can't you lazy people put him on milk cartons and stuff just like anyone else, rather than bothering me about it constantly? Is this Blog titled "Long-Haired Hippie-Type Missing Persons Bureau"? No!!! You people need some kind of better way to spend your time, and maybe some organization and good leadership ... have you ever considered turning to religion or something?
... And have you looked in Las Vegas? If I hadda deal with some of you screwballs, I'd be laying low in someplace like Las Vegas ...
The Awful Truth
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Well, I guess at this point I gotta do one of those rare "Personal Revelations".
Truth be told, I was born and raised Catholic. But soon it came out that I was a rich, white, Anglo-Saxon, Protestant straight male; everyone else hated me already so there was just no point in pig- piling on further.
I spent time in Catholic school developing my God-given literary gifts, writing Haikus like:
"I once stabbed a kid
in algebra class.
He tried to add two radicals
that didn't share the same index.
What an asshole."
Turns out those fucking algebra pussies thought I was better suited for Geometry. But while the Geometry kid next to me prayed for World Peace, I prayed Angelina Jolie would break into Homeroom and try to assassinate me via busted pelvis.
World Peace. Hah! How boring. That kid's going to Hell.
... As for all you f**ks predicting "The End of the World" because of Iraq, New Orleans, and the return of Cathy Lee Gifford, I've got a little rule you might want to pay attention to:
NEVER PREDICT THE END OF THE WORLD
... If you're wrong, you look like a moron. And if you're right, who gives a shit? It's the end of the goddamn world, you asshole!
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Well, I guess at this point I gotta do one of those rare "Personal Revelations".
Truth be told, I was born and raised Catholic. But soon it came out that I was a rich, white, Anglo-Saxon, Protestant straight male; everyone else hated me already so there was just no point in pig- piling on further.
I spent time in Catholic school developing my God-given literary gifts, writing Haikus like:
"I once stabbed a kid
in algebra class.
He tried to add two radicals
that didn't share the same index.
What an asshole."
Turns out those fucking algebra pussies thought I was better suited for Geometry. But while the Geometry kid next to me prayed for World Peace, I prayed Angelina Jolie would break into Homeroom and try to assassinate me via busted pelvis.
World Peace. Hah! How boring. That kid's going to Hell.
... As for all you f**ks predicting "The End of the World" because of Iraq, New Orleans, and the return of Cathy Lee Gifford, I've got a little rule you might want to pay attention to:
... If you're wrong, you look like a moron. And if you're right, who gives a shit? It's the end of the goddamn world, you asshole!
Maturity
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What do I want to do when I grow up?
Well, I'd like to be fabulously wealthy and famous, get invited to the Playboy Mansion where I catch an unpronounceable STD and die in obscurity.
Either that or be an astronaut.
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What do I want to do when I grow up?
Well, I'd like to be fabulously wealthy and famous, get invited to the Playboy Mansion where I catch an unpronounceable STD and die in obscurity.
Either that or be an astronaut.
N.R.A. people are DUMB
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Who needs a gun? Egadz this "Tazer" thing is a BLAST ... a guy broke into my house today and zzzzt!!! ... zzzt ..... ZZZZZZT!!!!!
Hell, I even recharged the battery so I could "Zzzt" him for a few more hours.
I would stop, but the instructions for this little electric gem claim EXPLICITLY that "the device will incapacitate virtually any assailant" ...
... this son-of-a-bitch keeps twitching ... !
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Who needs a gun? Egadz this "Tazer" thing is a BLAST ... a guy broke into my house today and zzzzt!!! ... zzzt ..... ZZZZZZT!!!!!
Hell, I even recharged the battery so I could "Zzzt" him for a few more hours.
I would stop, but the instructions for this little electric gem claim EXPLICITLY that "the device will incapacitate virtually any assailant" ...
... this son-of-a-bitch keeps twitching ... !
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