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Part I: The Jehovah's Witness Protection Program

All Along the Watchtower

I Cleaned Up the Oil Spill Today. You're Welcome.

Christopher Walken Auditions for "LOBO the Motion Picture Part III: Attack of the Titanic Avatar of the Twighlight Basterdz' Pornographic Clone Wars"

Big Oil Buys Detergent Company, Detonates Offshore Rigs

BP Unveils Plan to Clean Oil Slick Using Animals

Predator Press Interviews: Chris Wood

Righteous Fire

The Goldilocks Zone

The Fat Man Sang

The Butterbean Kid is Dead