Ox Nuts and the Escape from Zanzibar
Predator Press
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x Nuts and Gwendolyn, on a beautiful white stallion Ox Nuts named Beautiful White Stallion, rode day and night at full gallop. But just as they arrived at the Zanzibar border, they got pulled over by the ZPD.
"Excuse me sir, I am going to need to see your license and registration," demanded one of the cops. "Do you have any idea how fast you were going? This is a school zone."
"Hey, O'Malley," said the second cop. "This guy looks familiar. Isn't this the guy that escaped the Vile Prince of Zanzibar yesterday?"
"Indeed," Ox Nuts replied menacingly. "It is I, the Mighty Ox Nuts!"
"We don't want any trouble mister. Word on the street is somebody put a hit on the geometry class. If that's you, we don't want any part of that."
"Yeah," O'Malley agreed. "That sounds kinda dangerous, and frankly unprofitable. We just want to give you some traffic tickets and send you on your way."
So Ox Nuts was cited for going 30mph in a 20, a busted taillight, and a parking ticket for pulling over in a red zone.
"How can a horse have a busted taillight?" Ox Nuts complained.
"Forget it," said Gwendolyn. "Let's just go find someplace we can have sex."
"Ox Nuts cannot have sex with you," he brooded. "Not while Gwendolyn is married to the Vile Prince of Zanzibar!"
"Okay whatever. Just drop me off at that night club over there. I'll see you in a few hours." As she dismounted, she paused thoughtfully, peering into Ox Nut's clearly wounded eyes. And as she watched, a single tear ran down his Mighty cheek.
"Well, see you later," she waved. "Do you have any condoms? I hate when I get all itchy down there."
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"Excuse me sir, I am going to need to see your license and registration," demanded one of the cops. "Do you have any idea how fast you were going? This is a school zone."
"Hey, O'Malley," said the second cop. "This guy looks familiar. Isn't this the guy that escaped the Vile Prince of Zanzibar yesterday?"
"Indeed," Ox Nuts replied menacingly. "It is I, the Mighty Ox Nuts!"
"We don't want any trouble mister. Word on the street is somebody put a hit on the geometry class. If that's you, we don't want any part of that."
"Yeah," O'Malley agreed. "That sounds kinda dangerous, and frankly unprofitable. We just want to give you some traffic tickets and send you on your way."
So Ox Nuts was cited for going 30mph in a 20, a busted taillight, and a parking ticket for pulling over in a red zone.
"How can a horse have a busted taillight?" Ox Nuts complained.
"Forget it," said Gwendolyn. "Let's just go find someplace we can have sex."
"Ox Nuts cannot have sex with you," he brooded. "Not while Gwendolyn is married to the Vile Prince of Zanzibar!"
"Okay whatever. Just drop me off at that night club over there. I'll see you in a few hours." As she dismounted, she paused thoughtfully, peering into Ox Nut's clearly wounded eyes. And as she watched, a single tear ran down his Mighty cheek.
"Well, see you later," she waved. "Do you have any condoms? I hate when I get all itchy down there."
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