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Working for a book distributor, it's safe to say I see several thousands of book covers a day.
I judge each and every book cover ruthlessly, with zeal, and in a fraction of a second.
So I've never read anything by Heather Graham. The only reason reason I "clocked" her, in fact, was because I incorrectly thought this was the movie actress (from "Boogie Nights" and "Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me") turned author.
"Bride of the Night?" Seriously? I can feel my temples closing in on each other. |
I am firmly sure the author Heather Graham that is not actress Heather Graham writes some damned brilliant literature on par with actress Heather Graham. But would someone please help author and non-actress Heather Graham out with her titles? Author and non-actress Heather Graham is making actor and non-author Heather Graham look like a bad author.
I submit the following for your consideration:
The Presence
The Sinister Urge
Night of the Vampires
Bride of the Monster
The Death Dealer
Jail Bait
Deadly Gift
Half of the above titles are Ed Wood movies -the guy famous for "Plan 9 from Outer Space."
Can you pick out author, non-actress Heather's?
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But why now, if she had carved a niche with the other one(s)?
Hmmmm ...